A tribute to women
Beauty of a Woman ~~
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With time, only grows.
There are 3 billion women who don’t look like super models and only eight who do.
Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14? (She also did not have good hygiene?) Can you believe that?
If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions!
The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14.
The Models in the magazines are air-brushed! A psychological study found that 3 minutes spent looking at a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and shameful.
Models 20 years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today they weigh 23% less.
An English professor wrote the words: ‘WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING’ on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: ‘Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing.’
The women wrote: ‘WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!’
8 YEARS OF AGE My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE Naturally, Mother doesn’t know that, either!
16 YEARS OF AGE Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE That old woman? She’s way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE Wish I could talk it over with Mom. . .